Why Don't I Shut UP?

Okay...i'm not usually one to post toilet humor. I sink waaaaaaaaaay below that...haha. But I had to share this cause it cracked me up. I'm at work today and nature calls (no, i didn't get a phone call from Ranger Rick). So I head to the bathroom. Now before I go further I need to clarify. I have an unspoken rule with bathroom ettiquette. When I'm in the bathroom doing my thing, I dont want to talk to you and I sure don't want you talking to me. I'm not going to the can to have a conversation.

So anyway, I'm in there and i'm just kinda sitting there and its dead quiet (because of the first cardinal rule of potty). So I'm staring at the tiles thinking about going home and I hear it. I cock my head to the side cause i'm just amazed to be hearing this sound. A sound so far removed from the restroom. Lets put it this way, I would've been less suprised to hear a helicopter fly through. But nonetheless, i'm hearing a noise from the next stall.

The person in the next stall is.....SNORING!

So i'm thinking "WHAT IN THE HELL???" So I hush up again just to be sure. And yes sir, that person in the next stall is snoring...the guy is taking a nap in the bathroom stall.

So my first instinct, as stupid as it was, is to be quiet and let the guy sleep. I know how pissed I get when I'm awoke from a nap. And then it hits me...we're at work!!!!!!

Needless to say, repeated flushings, alot of coughing, and stomping ensued. Followed by turning out the lights as I left. AHAHA

posted by Michael Witmer @ Tuesday, December 07, 2004