Tuesday, October 5

Allllllright...so I'm a huge slacker. Its been like 4 years since my last post. I have a good excuse for my last couple weeks of absence though. I got married. *listens to the bodies hitting the floor*

Yes, that's right...you can pick up your bottom lip. Sue and I finally tied the knot. Those of you who know me are going "Its about forkin' time!!" And those of you would be right. I'm going to post some pics up here once I get them scanned and electro-convertrosized.

The reception was a hit. Everyone had a great time as far as I could tell. And I chalk that all up to two words: Open Bar (ask the Maid of Honor...she'll fill you in).

We spent a week in Mexico on our honeymoon. Weather was near perfect. Got run over by the proverbial Tequila truck on tuesday night. We met some new friends down there, one of which forceably made me drink 6 shots of the mexican poison. It turned into one of those "Hey lets take the hotel bikes and ride them through the bar and crash them into the ocean" nights. One of those nights that keeps reminding you long after the fire water has passed.

Sue and I even got to swim with dolphins. I wouldn't really call it swimming. They basically drug us around the marina until our lungs were filled with salt water and our swim shorts flew south and headed out to sea (I got pictures of that too...Visa and MasterCard only please).

So now we're back and in the real world once again where you have to pay for your meals, there is no hot tub in your living room, and the water won't turn your bowels into a slip-n-slide. Aint it all grand? Please leave comments to let me know you're still there.

8 Comments:

At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That open bar ROCKED! Al had the right idea. He started mixing my drinks stronger after I started tipping him.

I assume none of the dolphins tried to sex you up? ;-)

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That open bar ROCKED! Al had the right idea. He started mixing my drinks stronger after I started tipping him.

I assume none of the dolphins tried to sex you up? ;-)

Mike St.

 
At 2:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erm, yeah. I like repeating myself I guess.

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger Michael Witmer said...

I got humped like a hooker on prom night...

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger Michael Witmer said...

I got humped like a hooker on prom night...

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger Michael Witmer said...

I got humped like a hooker on prom night...

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger Michael Witmer said...

wow...i didn't send this three times either, mike. I think Blogger is a little over anxious (like my dolphin friend...ow my ass hurts)

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger Jaime_Sher said...

Yes, Most of us are still here loving your stories of woe and triumph.. get those pics up fast, G.. not all of us were honored guests!

Congrats again and much smushy stuff

 

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