Why Don't I Shut UP?

To Blog or Not to Blog...who fucking cares. Its raining outside and its at that temperature where it feels like its so cold your nipples are gonna fire off like bottle rockets...yet, it isn't below the freezing point. The weather is a bit funny up this way. I blame global warming and mad scientists. Its all their fault.

So anyway, i'm going to (from time to time) leave posts about my retarded views on what's happening in the world. Because its my opinion that the world is both fucked up and completely awesome all at the same time. Kinda like a Yin and Yang thing, only not as user friendly.

Example? Today in the news we find that the poor little 11 year old who's abduction was caught on videotape has been found dead. Slain is a better word. And yet, the sumbitch who did this has a previous record...something like 12 prior convictions (dont' quote me on that one cause i'm not Capt. Statistics...). My big question is "how many times can someone get away with an act like that and not be locked up for life?" Its no wonder that people walk around feeling "above the law." Because there are lawyers out there looking to get paid. It has nothing to do with doing the right thing...its all about the benjamins.

Okay so thats the shitty thing, right? And the Yang of it would be...well let me pick...OKAY here's an interesting thing!!! They designed a tiny corkscrew that can actually screw into a persons fat-laiden heart and pull out the clots, thus preventing or eliminating a potential stroke. So that's pretty cool!! All you big fat asses out there who are shoving your faces right now with fritos and bacon grease; this isn't a home tool...you can't go get it in tool aisle at Wal Mart so no, don't order an extra bucket of KFC. So all this time we have people working on miracle drugs when the french had it right all along...a cork screw. OUI OUI !!!

posted by Michael Witmer @ Friday, February 06, 2004